Condor cock

describes the texture of a person who excesivliy masturbates with out any lotion and streches the skin resembling that of the neck of the california condor

Aye you have such a floppy Condor cock lube that shit next time nignig.

by Keggles December 11, 2006

condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

Condor Swoop

Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."

"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.

by Shin0bi June 4, 2014

condor pit

The yellow stain from sweat on the underarm area of a shirt.

Dude that shirt is ruined. You have stanky condor pit.

by Mr.Chooey May 1, 2018

Condor Egg

To adventure into a thorn bush and injure ones bollocks

Henry ventured into the bushes for a wee, oh man he sure did have a condor egg afterwards

by Jimbo Ballbags November 14, 2025

California Condor Nest

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.

Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

by 84579876874 June 29, 2011

Sex Condor

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.

My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.

by Landfillian March 22, 2009