air conditional

The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.

Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."

by Lamb Lamb August 5, 2009

Conditional Masculinity

When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.

Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."

Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."

by Silky Ink Studios June 6, 2022

conditional friend

individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend

"I can't talk to John as I and Danny have broken up, he was my conditional friend.

by inskisspiss June 6, 2018

conditional crush

When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.

In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."

Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."

by GreekFreak757 February 27, 2011

Conditional freedom

Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.

There is no conditional freedom. You're either free, or you're subject to someone else's rules.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

Conditional

My fathers love for me

My father’s love is conditional

by Pen~Guin October 31, 2022

conditional

A mix between contemperary and traditional

That house is so conditional with its log cabin exterior and its modern, functional interior.

by jambo jake August 16, 2009