Compression Cock

a boner that is held down by compression shorts.

Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on

by Issaquah'sFinest January 4, 2008

Compression Shorts

Ultimate boner control while making out with a girl

Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.

by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012

Comprende

To Understand, usually ask in a question, which is finished with Comprende.

Comprende? : You Understand?

by Conor Nickargra May 16, 2006

comprehandle

to understand and handle a subject

My brain is too much for you to comprehandle.

by KeenanP April 24, 2021

compressor

Compressor/Kompressor refers to any Mercedes Benz with a supercharged engine. Superchargers force air into an internal combustion engine to increase horsepower and torque.

Money on the dresser / drive a Compressor / Top notch hos get the most / not the lesser - UGK Ft Outkast - Int'l Players Anthem

by jja_0 August 19, 2009

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

Tutto compreso

From the Italian meaning all inclusive. In American parlance it is used to mean everything and nothing at the same time, but mostly nothing. When, for example, there is so much/too much that it becomes meaningless or useless.

I have every iPad app known to man, but most are pretty useless. Very tutto compreso.

by Munmunword April 18, 2011