Heworth Grange Comprehensive School

Absolute shit-hope of a school, filled with charvas and year 8 slags. Nothing better than walking into a school and seeing people high as a kite.

Heworth Grange Comprehensive School has gone right down hill.

by theblaydonraces January 12, 2019

Barry Comprehensive School

A once great school run by the bald supreme leader GMAC. Its glory days including daily fights by Rhys and Ryan Jones and the sight of callum holt running down the corridor with shit running down his leg. Legends of the school include chow, holly and rob bourton. Now the school is full of fannies in blazers following a 1 way system in their shitty masks.

"Barry Comprehensive school is quite shit innit"
- Phil Turner

by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020

Newpark comprehensive

A fucking awful school in blackrock dublin that is known for bullying, drugs, sex, awful teachers, people that dont know how to take a shower, gay people and furrys in conclusion dont send your kids here it is traumatizing

person1" yeah i go to newpark comprehensive"

person2" oh shit dont bite me"

by fuckyouhughandfuckyounewpark February 17, 2024

craprehensive

When you have to fart but your scared you might crap your pants.

I would of given my girl a dutch oven this morning but i was feeling a little craprehensive.

by Papa-Chulo May 23, 2009

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

by Ni2k February 16, 2013

Vegeta's Comprehension

Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.

Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!"
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."

by AlphaCananogram January 22, 2009

lack of comprehension

One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...

NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"

Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement

NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath

Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy

Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension

NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life

by thecairvoyant June 6, 2007