Clomper

The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."

Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?

by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018

compeh

If something or someone is competitive or very good at something. Also could mean something looks really good. And could also mean.

Original word is "Compy" but "Compeh" is how YourRAGE says it.

"Yo that cut is compehhh"
"Is it compeh?"

by WO14 December 28, 2022

Commercial Slut

Girl that works the commercials hard and often. Usually very good looking.

Make sure you stay on this channel because that one commercial slut I was telling you about comes on often.

by Brad Paisley February 28, 2009

Chomper

(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.

Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.

by Jacaranda July 28, 2019

Spawn Camper

In online games, and in FPSs especially, somebody hangs around near an enemy spawnpoint and kills players as soon as they appear, rendering them lame.
Spawn camping is not to be confused with normal camping, which is a legitimate tactic, unless you are camping right on top of a powerful or lame weapon spawn point, in which case it is not a legitimate tactic and is called 'whoring'.

I keep getting killed by that fucking spawn camper.

by NoXion March 26, 2005

Go Compare

Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."

They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!

Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

by I H8 GoCompare April 25, 2010

comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

by JormanThoad February 24, 2017