Compact disk

A compact disk is the long form of a CD. It's that circular thing with a silvery backside that contains all the music/movies/data/shit/porn that you downloaded from the net is usually stored. It is what you call the principle portable data storage method for the late twentieth century. A CD comes in two sizes, the larger CD has a capacity of 700 MB, or 80 minutes of sound, and the smaller ones have a capacity of 185 MB, or 21 minutes of sound. There are three kinds of CDs. PRe-recorded CDs that comes with software / music / data already burnt in. CD-Rs where you get to burn data, and CD-RW where you get to burn as well aas erase data. As of now, portable data storage is changing over to flash drives and DVDs.

Bruning compact disks can be fun. Either way that you take it.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

Compact Lover

A man whose limited stature is overlooked because of his handsomeness and character. What he lacks in height he makes up for in swag and bitches.

Did you see him? He's a total compact lover.

by reallyforreal April 8, 2012

compact diss

A back-handed compliment; a snide remark; a sarcastic comment; a compliment followed by an an insult; when someone searches for something really nice to say, but can't think of anything so she compliments you on something very obvious.

Girl 1: Wow, did you do something different?
Girl 2: Yes, I cut and bleached my hair blonde today!
Girl 1: Oh, wow, it's so... blonde and...wow, what a cut...
Girl 2: Uh, thanks? But that was like a compact diss.
Girl 1: Sorry...

by Bunmi Adeoye August 4, 2007

compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 30, 2003

compact dick

When all the mass on your dick focuses at one point and it becomes powerful

When I get hard I have a compact dick

by Dickface69420iluvdix1234 November 29, 2017

Compact Discs

A data storage device that skips and scratches easily and its stored audio files sound like they are recorded in a tin can because of its low quality; recently replaced by the MP3 format and its playing devices

Compact Discs are obsolete.

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

compact SHITload

A subtle type of data that can only be stored in a micro chip that fits in the back pocket of a raggedy ann doll. no joke

the compact SHITload i found in my doll helped me get my trailer park back! and i'm a redneck! hu hu
when i look at my compact SHITload, i just wanna b fuckin sheep

by the parsh February 2, 2003