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Conscientious stupidity

Doing something stupid while trying to do something good for the planet and society.
The woman demonstrated conscientious stupidity when she finished using the toilet and let the contents "mellow", cognizant of the drought. She then dropped her glasses in the toilet.
by bhoughto October 11, 2014
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Momniscient

The power your mother displays when you stroll into the kitchen after cutting school and being at your homies house all day playing Fortnite. You are confident that you got away with it...
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"
Tween 1: "How did my mom find out that I cheated on my English quiz? I was so careful not to say anything to anyone, and I erased our conversations about it!
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."
by I8ur3.14 March 28, 2020
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Conscientious Ingester

(n)

1. A play on the term "Conscientious Objector," this term refers to an individual who has claimed the right to refuse to ingest anything that is derived from an animal, on the grounds of freedom of thought, conscience, or ethical principal.

2. Vegan
"I am a Conscientious Ingester, or vegan for short, the most hated of the vegetarians and the sect that does not ingest, wear, or stand within 300 feet of products containing anything derived from an animal, dead or alive.
by Peacekeeper13 April 26, 2011
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conscientious coward

an individual's ability to substitute moral objection in place cowardice or fear inspired urination.
When confronted, John reacted with moral objection to cover his fear of public humiliation or show of cowardice. He is in fact a "conscientious coward".
by Reddog99- November 5, 2011
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Environmentally conscientious

An nonsense phrase that can be used to convince women that you are both smart and caring, implying that your DNA is suitable for procreation.

Note: only works on Caucasian women
Yeh, Baby, I'm very environmentally conscientious, wanna do me?
by Slicky Sly August 23, 2011
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Conscientiousness

Look at all my achievements. Look at how hard I work. Aren't I better than you? Hey... HEEYY! Doesn't that make me better than you? Look how much better than you I am. Hey! Don't you think I'm better than you? Everyone always tells me how much better than you I am. Tell me I'm better than you. Hey... HEEYY! Tell me I'm better than you.
Hym "Why do you think it is that people high in trait conscientiousness dislike us so much?"

Iam "Ummm.... Is it that their achievements and hard work are rendered meaningless in the wake of our personal indifference towards said achievements and hard work?"

Hym "VERY GOOD! That's what I would have said.... And that's how I would have said it.... ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?!?"

Iam "Wha... No! I just..."

Hym "BE QUIET! I've had just about enough out of you for today."

Iam "We just woke up..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2022
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SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS

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I went to 11 boom TELEPAYHY , ALEXA put on MENTAL MUSIC. A GENIUS OF GENIUSES.
I found the ORACLE of the URBAN DICKTIONARY AND URBAN DICTIONARY as they are the SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX April 1, 2021
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