(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009
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Ted: Dude you were totally commentating!
Ted: Dude you were totally commentating!
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by AaronZR2 April 2, 2009
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by Karrg0 November 28, 2010
Get the Commentitis mug.What you call a lot of comments on a post, such as Facebook, between 2-3 people that reads more like a IM conversation; Can slowly change into a topic not related to the post.
Bob Posted: Going to the mall later to buy Kill Zone 3 from GameStop.
Tom: Nice!
Jim: The 3rd one i heard is way better then the 2nd one.
Tom: Really, what's the difference?
Bob: The 2nd ones controls are really heavy and they over did the motion blur.
Jim: Yeah, they really fixed it up. Hey Tom did you barrow Dead Space from me?
Tom: Yeah why?
Jim: I need it back, i am going to trade it in for D.S. 2.
Tom: ok, when can i give it back to you?
Jim: I am in Bld. 10 tomorrow at BCC.
Tom: Can't, i don't have class tomorrow.
Jim: Alright, how about the next day?
Tom: Yeah i can do that. Bld. 10?
Jim: Yes Bld. 10
or: Hey did you see Janes "commentsation" with Brooke.
Yeah, they over took the whole post i put up.
Tom: Nice!
Jim: The 3rd one i heard is way better then the 2nd one.
Tom: Really, what's the difference?
Bob: The 2nd ones controls are really heavy and they over did the motion blur.
Jim: Yeah, they really fixed it up. Hey Tom did you barrow Dead Space from me?
Tom: Yeah why?
Jim: I need it back, i am going to trade it in for D.S. 2.
Tom: ok, when can i give it back to you?
Jim: I am in Bld. 10 tomorrow at BCC.
Tom: Can't, i don't have class tomorrow.
Jim: Alright, how about the next day?
Tom: Yeah i can do that. Bld. 10?
Jim: Yes Bld. 10
or: Hey did you see Janes "commentsation" with Brooke.
Yeah, they over took the whole post i put up.
by rocker409 March 3, 2011
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In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;
At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;
Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;
At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;
Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;
"nice article, gonna make a super comment on this;"
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;
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