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Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009
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commentating

Bill: I was downtown the other day commenting on stuff for this documentary I'm making
Ted: Dude you were totally commentating!
by Justincredible! December 22, 2008
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Commentsation

When a string of comment replies to a Facebook status get so long it becomes a conversation.
"Did you see how many replies David got on his status update?"

"Yeah, it was a real commentsation!"
by AaronZR2 April 2, 2009
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Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".
Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again
by Karrg0 November 28, 2010
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commentsation

What you call a lot of comments on a post, such as Facebook, between 2-3 people that reads more like a IM conversation; Can slowly change into a topic not related to the post.
Bob Posted: Going to the mall later to buy Kill Zone 3 from GameStop.

Tom: Nice!
Jim: The 3rd one i heard is way better then the 2nd one.

Tom: Really, what's the difference?
Bob: The 2nd ones controls are really heavy and they over did the motion blur.

Jim: Yeah, they really fixed it up. Hey Tom did you barrow Dead Space from me?
Tom: Yeah why?
Jim: I need it back, i am going to trade it in for D.S. 2.
Tom: ok, when can i give it back to you?
Jim: I am in Bld. 10 tomorrow at BCC.
Tom: Can't, i don't have class tomorrow.
Jim: Alright, how about the next day?
Tom: Yeah i can do that. Bld. 10?
Jim: Yes Bld. 10

or: Hey did you see Janes "commentsation" with Brooke.
Yeah, they over took the whole post i put up.
by rocker409 March 3, 2011
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Commentator

One of those dudes that steal csgo off of youtube and y’now, puts their voice over it.
Yo im gonna be a commentator! Dude your a friggin nerd .
by Axo.commentary January 24, 2022
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Sectioned Commentator

the technological future on the planet through the Internet, construct the personalities in order to be assimilated to the values of fame being interpreted to the knowledge of Artificial Intelligence;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;

At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;

Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;
"nice article, gonna make a super comment on this;"
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;
by WDS® August 17, 2018
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