Commaging

A person who smells, or sniffs dead people's farts.

-"Where was Dirty Dave last night Bill?" "He was commaging in the morgue of course." "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

-"Have you heard of this new trend that's been happening"? "What the atkins diet?" "No smelling dead people's farts...... you know, commaging."

-"Ahhhh, don't you just love your own brand of farts?" "No, I prefer dead people's."

by Zebraman September 17, 2007

Communing with Nature

Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.

John is always stoned. He's been communing with nature alot lately.

by Communing with Haven July 20, 2008

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥

by Magicznyy October 28, 2023

herr commandant

term of endearment for lunch engineers

Ya voi herr kommandant!

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Communting

v. The act of leaving church early during Holy Communion, to avoid being stopped at the door.

Jake: You still at church? You're going to be late for the party.

Paul: Don't worry, I'm communting right now.

by Lord Gloom December 28, 2008

Ninja-Commenting / Liking

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.

Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...

by LoLfAcEbOoKfTw October 20, 2009

Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.

Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!

by Commander Shepard IV April 1, 2010