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coma toke

(noun) Coma Toke is often known as a mix of tobacco and marijuana, usually at a 50-50 ratio, for the purpose of smoking. Although this mix of tobacco and marijuana is said to have a head-rush/euphoric effect for some, it's a good way to completely ruin perfectly good marijuana.

(verb) To Coma Toke is the act of smoking a mix of tobacco and marijuana (aka coma toke), usually at a 50-50 ratio.
Jaime: Rob, do you want to take some coma tokes?

Rob: Sure, I guess I could try it... *cough, cough gag, gag* Oh! That shit sucks!

Jaime: You suck!
by TheLordofHazard April 12, 2010
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Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.
"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".
by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008
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Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.
"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."
by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004
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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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Comatoes

The feeling when your foot or toes fall asleep from being deprived of the flow of blood from usually accidental pressure. Or Maybe diabetes who knows. e.g. Lighthearted term
-wakes up- "Whoa my foot's asleep, actually it's like pins in needles in my toes and it kinda tickles" -Friend-"Nah man you got 'comatoes'!"
by MrKendall December 5, 2021
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