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Columbus Dispatch

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The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"
by Tomdash May 16, 2014
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Columbus Day Sale

A small window of opportunity you can walk into a store and take at your own risk what you want without paying ; e.g. after a natural disaster or social unrest or war. The sale does not have to occur on any specific day, but it requires certain conditions. It is illegal in almost all circumstances, with the exception of some areas which have been devastated by a disaster and for which taking certain items is necessary for basic survival.
by mlhiss October 16, 2019
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Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.
Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.
by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021
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Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).
M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!
by Yung Doink February 15, 2024
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Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.
“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)
by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024
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Columbus Chili Dog

while a woman is giving you a bj stop and take a dump in her mouth and resume the oral sex. Crap will coat your dick then put a bun on your dick, this will resemble a chili dog and your partner will enjoy a tasty treat.
by coolwaters October 14, 2008
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Dirty Columbus

The act of having an STD and knowingly has sexual intercourse with another man or woman without disclosing this information to them.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.
I had sex with Mike two months ago, and now I have herpes. I think he did a Dirty Columbus on me. Now my husband Jon has herpes, and he wants to divorce me. Fucking Mike!
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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