A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.
Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.
by braindead September 08, 2018
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Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
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“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
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