homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan November 22, 2017

MMMMCMXCIX

The Roman Numeral for 4999, also known as the highest number the Roman Numeral table goes to.

*goes to calculator*
Okay what's the Roman numeral for 4999??
*Types it in*
Calculator screen: MMMMCMXCIX

by LandCan November 23, 2017