Cologne Fest

When a group of guys wearing to much cologne congregate in an enclosed space.

My Brother had his friends over last night...There was a serious cologne fest going on in the living room.

by imtheblankpageyouretheink October 5, 2010

Cologne Squad

The most beautiful and supportive friends I have.

My Parents: "why are you always on your phone?"

Me: "because I miss the cologne squad"

by Alina Gilinsky March 27, 2019

cologne hipster

one who becomes personally offended when they discover their scent of choice on another person.

"He just told me I have no right to smell like him. What a cologne hipster!"

by megerachi January 28, 2012

cologne ranger

One that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. One that molests passers-by with a pungent force field of Axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.

The cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt

by Bennie Backslap June 5, 2011

Cologne Call

When a girl is calling a guy for a booty call.

I'm going to hit up that cute bloke I saw at the bar for a Cologne Call.

by Enlightened63043 June 14, 2018

Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.

Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”

by Ole Ric November 2, 2018

Cologne Clique

The part of the Clique, that has weekly clique meetups in the German city Cologne. They are superior.

"the Cologne clique is superior"

by joshdunswhore July 21, 2019