commissioner

A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.

Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.

by Markbeaver October 2, 2007

commission whore

A sales person, usuallly from a retail store, that harrasses you uncontrollably until you buy something just so they can reach their commission.

I went to radio shack today and all of the employees were total commission whores.

by Karen420 November 10, 2008

Great Commission

To tell and model and show everybody the wisdom of God's Son, Jesus why He had to die so you can have LIFE in HIS power to walk in HIS wisdom and HIS common sense to overcome our selfish and self centered and self destructive ways. Jesus said, when we have TOLD EVERYONE & MODELED IT TO EVERYONE ON EARTH then and only then will the jig be UP and HIS soon return WILL BE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!

Praying for your family and show them by your life the LOVE & PATIENCE God has given YOU. Therefore you have done an event towards finishing off the GREAT COMMISSION!!!

by Rob2010 February 4, 2010

Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.

Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."

by TowrPowr July 31, 2012

Commissionfag

Someone who hates those who won't give them money for their ridiculously steep prices.

I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.

by Yoyomom January 8, 2023

tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.

Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.

by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014

Truth comission

(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.

I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.

by $lapaho February 18, 2021