triple coiler

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

coiler

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

Chris Colfer

Chris Colfer play an openly gay student on the popular tv show Glee. He won a Golden Globe for his insane talents, which just goes to show all the dicks that bullied him in high school.

Bully 1: Hey do you remember Chris Colfer from high school?
Bully 2: Yeah I heard he just won a Golden Globe.
Bully 1: Man we really should have been nicer to him.

by rosiepeverell January 26, 2011

Colfersexual

The (sexual or romantic) attraction to Chris Colfer.

person 1: "How do you feel about Chris Colfer?"
person 2: "He's so hot, I'm totally Colfersexual."

by 801-chan June 22, 2011

Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009

Colferlicious

A word used when describing something or someone indescribably amazing, awesome, sexy, hot, talented, wonderful, etc. Such as Glee actor Chris Colfer.

Can also be used to describe pictures, videos, etc. featuring wonderful amounts of Chris Colfer and/or other people/things that have Chris Colfer-like qualities.

1. That Glee episode last night was so Colferlicious!

2. Even though he isn't Chris Colfer, his singing is super Colferlicious!

by ColferIsMyKing July 15, 2010