comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson

woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one

by berrylads August 18, 2011

Passive Aggressive Courting

The indirect expression of affection characterized by self-deprecating comments, pointed sub-tweeting and circuitous social maneuvering. A passive aggressive courter will never directly communicate his/her affections.

"Jamie said I was intelligent, gorgeous, soft-spoken, and way out of their league. Talk about passive aggressive courting."

by LCPtheatre November 15, 2014

comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.

Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*

by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011

coasting

When you don't gas the engine of your car while driving. Also one of the best ways to stretch your gas usage.

Coasting is my favorite illegal activity that I do regularly.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 27, 2005

Scrote Coating

The act of rubbing one's testicles over the entire surface area of an object.

Zach: Let's trick-or-treat at Blake's house.
Luke: I wouldn't eat candy from his house, because I saw him scrote coating some chocolate bars yesterday.

by Lubzgroup November 6, 2012

Sugar Coating

Trying to make everything okay but nothing is okay, and making it see He/She is better than Last

"He's just sugar coating it"

by Don't.use.your.real.name June 15, 2018

conflarting

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.

I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.

by That's Baloney May 29, 2019