cockmonkey

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.

Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock

by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009

Colamonkey123

Colamonkey123 is so funny and she is so pretty she also has a bf named Danny

Omg that girl is so pretty oh wait.. she’s colamonkey123

by Colanomkey123 December 15, 2021

cokemonkey

A nickname for people who do large amounts of crack cocaine

Chris Farley was such a cokemonkey.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

code monkey

One who copies all code from other sources and prays that their code compiles. Normally used in a negative manner when used by more experienced programmers.

Programmer A: Bob is such a code monkey!
Programmer B: Oh my god did he use the same code more than 4 times in one method?

by John Standish October 19, 2007

code_monkey

Someone who really sucks at writing code.

That guy is so not 1337. What a code monkey!

by mariamarie November 7, 2003

cockmonkey

A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.

Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).

by Pope M August 26, 2007