municipal cockwash

A remarkably easy woman with margarine thighs, the village bike

Eg. The girl at school who let anyone have a feel for ten pence.

by TLO Smudge May 3, 2004

cockathon

Like a marathon but with cocks.

Ah i see you have been training for the london cockathon.
Ah yes, it took me while, but i think i am ready.

by Patrick McGuinness September 16, 2007

cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cockachino

When a guy dips his cock in coffee and then rolls it in sugar. The girl then must suck the guys dick until the sugar is gone. Repeat as necessary, the guy is allowed to redip his cock as many times as he likes.

"Sarah gave him a cockachino all morning."

"Sarah woke up with a nice hot cockachino."

by Cali10888 January 24, 2010

cockwash

A washer of cocks through oral pleasure. Also a derogatory term aimed at feminine or simply aggravating males.

"Shut yer' mouth cockwash"

by RITH March 31, 2005

cockwashing station

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.

I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"

by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014

cockfather

The guy who has helped you in any way to get laid and lose your virginity and has helped you turn from a boy to a man.

dude1: Do you know Jim?
dude2: Of course I do! He is my cockfather
dude1: Oh wow..

by jimissobored November 6, 2014