corntrout

a word to replace sexually inapropriate words.

Yeah, me and my girlfriend did some nasty corntrouting last night!

by bboy74 January 20, 2010

Cockmouth

a complete and total douchebag that will not shut up. All you can hear from that douche is complete cocknicity.

Man, that guy is a total cockmouth. He won't shut up about how he boned his fifth girlfriend last night!!

by Raebabe October 29, 2009

Cockaround

A suggestion to "do whatever you're gonna do" at your best ability.

Some dude: alright.. Well.. I'm gonna go get some coffee n junk.

Kind friend: cool man.. Cockaround.

by Ernest Barnswallow June 28, 2011

cockrot

Sexually transmitted disease of the penis - much similar to cuntrot in a woman

"I wouldn't dare fuck her, one dip and I'd have cockrot!"

by downa boi July 3, 2003

cockmouth

A person who happens to prefer sucking cocks to handjobs and/or can fit quite alot of cock in their mouth

Rachael is a cockmouth

by scarlett .k March 12, 2008

CockMouthPoopSlide

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.

John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."

by Kyle Christian Is DEAD August 2, 2008

cocktronic

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.

At computer:
"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:
"This computer is pure cocktronics!"

by razziembessai August 2, 2007