CockGlider

When a man is failing to insert his penis inside a woman. He will ask the woman to insert it for him.

"OMG Last night i had to cockglider Jason"

by Glider January 13, 2013

cockslice

offensive term used when insulting someone who is unworthy of even being called a "dick" or a "cock". Therefore they are a fraction of a cock.

Ryan Seacrest is a fuggin cockslice.

by Bryce Osborne February 23, 2009

Cockspider.

a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.

Do you see that cockspider?
Yeah i bet he just fucked those carnies over there.
Gross.

by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004

cockshiner

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.

Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."

by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005

cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.

andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)

by andrea eats rainbows May 30, 2009

cockrider

To some, this could be a male or female who aimlessly likes to "ride someones cock, or penis" in a rough, or hardcore fashion. These cockriders do this several times a day, and get alot of pleaseure out of doing so.

Man 1- Hey you know that bitch Patty?
Man 2- Yeah I've hit that dog.
Man 1- No shit playa?
Man 2- Yeah the otherday we fucked, and when I thought it was over the bitch wanted it again and again
Man 1- Boy that slut Patty sure is a cockrider, wanting the cock that much in 1 day.

by Da Mothership III December 9, 2008

cockspider

One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.

Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider

by snotweezil May 9, 2011