buttfucking cockslut

A snazzier way of calling somebody a loser. It will leave them stunned and unable to speak for 15-20 minutes.

Tonya: "Lester, you're a buttfucking cockslut!"

Lester: :(

by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.

That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.

by Megsima September 4, 2009

Cocksafloppin'

A disease in which a male's genitals hang freely.

Hey buddy, yer cocksafloppin'.

by chibisolidsnake July 27, 2010

Cockapotamus

A fictional character that delights and entertains children and adults a like with song and dance, appearance is modest with a hippo head and the body of a rooster. People can not get enough of this timeless character.

The children laughed when the Cockapotamus stood on its head.

by What,Is,Love January 7, 2019

cocksall

An old, unhappy, belligerent Italian women

Jesus Christ, she’s a cocksall

by Ancsefg September 27, 2019

cockshot

Means a shot or a hit to the male genitals. Could be either a punch,kick or an projectile

Man:*Throws ball*
Man: Cockshot!

by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

kiddie cockshot

the shot version of the famous kid drink, the kiddie cocktail. Made with 4/5 grenadine and 1/5 lemon-lime soda, added in after the grenadine (not mixed). Vodka optional for the adult who enjoys this drink.

Bartender, make my son here a kiddie cockshot, he turns 11 today. - Can I see an ID sir?

by kspre December 21, 2017