Cocknard

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

cockterbeam

A cock tractor beam

When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.

Wow I just cockterbeamed John

by Debarb69 May 21, 2016

Belltit cocker

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits

''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!

by lesley grantham February 13, 2010

mask cocker

A person who doesn’t cover up their nose when they wear a face mask and leaves their nose hanging out. This defeats the purpose of wearing a mask.

Hey bro, quit being a mask cocker and cover up your nose!

by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020

Cockermouth

1)A town in cumbria it sucks ass mostly but i like it.
2)put a cock in a mouth

lets go to cockermouth cos i like it

by Spongey bob October 2, 2006

Cockeroni

An other subltil way to say the word Cock, but with a lot more swag and referring to a huge pepperoni.

Do you want to eat my Cockeroni?

by Jigglycockeroni June 27, 2014

Wet Cockney Fiddler

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018