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cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.
I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.
by The meerlion March 4, 2011
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cockjugger

The cheesey look that every model seems to have in cosmetics comercials.
Linda Evangelista sure has a cockjugger's grin in the new revlon ad.
by ezekiel June 25, 2003
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cockstaggeringly

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'
We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.
by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013
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cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on
1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?
by southwalessniper December 6, 2009
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Cocknugget

I sure could go for some cocknuggets, maybe Kentucky Fried Cock has some?
by M2991 February 22, 2011
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Cocknugget

Another word for chode. A form of insult. A fat man who looks like a hairy chode. A Nugget which looks like a cock. A fucked up man who likes cock.
Man, that guys a cocknugget.
He is seriously cocknugget.
THATS ONE FUCKING COCKNUGGET!
by Addles April 3, 2007
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cockwanger

jaeson you are a cockwanger
by outsomemilkonit October 16, 2008
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