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Cocknugget 

I sure could go for some cocknuggets, maybe Kentucky Fried Cock has some?
Cocknugget by M2991 February 22, 2011

Cocknugget 

Another word for chode. A form of insult. A fat man who looks like a hairy chode. A Nugget which looks like a cock. A fucked up man who likes cock.
Man, that guys a cocknugget.
He is seriously cocknugget.
THATS ONE FUCKING COCKNUGGET!
Cocknugget by Addles April 3, 2007

cocknugget on wheels

when you shit little nuggets of duty, then they float around the toilet bowl really fast when you flush them. this normally happens at constipation and you only can dudy little bits at a time.
Theresa had really bad case of the cocknugget on wheels when she was sick.

Cucknugget 

A cuck is a man whose wife sleeps with other men.
A nugget is a man who has no limbs.

A cucknugget is a man whose wife sleeps with other men, and cannot physically stop her from doing so because he has no arms or legs.
The cucknugget shed a single tear, his limbless torso propped up against the sofa, forced to watch his wife being passionately pounded by the strapping young man.
Cucknugget by Lokaris May 30, 2016

Cocknudge 

When you nudge a person with your cock to make them do something.
I was ready to dive but a little hesitant when I was cock nudged from behind.

Or

This morning I cocknudged my girlfriend to get her in the mood
Cocknudge by Mrcolnago August 9, 2012

cocknuggle 

A cocknuggle is a person who technically, nuggles a cock. See nuggle.
Tom Cruise is such a cocknuggle.
cocknuggle by Shawn Rasmussen August 26, 2006
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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