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cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
by scott burrill December 9, 2003
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cockmouthed

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties
Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!
by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006
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cockmosis

The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.
Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!

Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.
by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008
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Cockmouth

a complete and total douchebag that will not shut up. All you can hear from that douche is complete cocknicity.
Man, that guy is a total cockmouth. He won't shut up about how he boned his fifth girlfriend last night!!
by Raebabe October 29, 2009
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Cock Mop

The term given to a large, bushy, Freddy Mercury style mustache.
Man, look at that cock mop on Dale.
by Snoochie Boochie Man November 13, 2013
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Cockophilia

(noun) an intense yearning for cock, typically experienced by those who prefer penis; it is the need for peen.
Billy's ex-girlfriend had trouble making him hard. The guy must have a really intense case of Cockophilia . . .
by Librem Sentire February 20, 2023
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Cocktopede

An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.
Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.
by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008
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