cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

you cockmeister

by \'if you can\'t pronouse this then you are a f July 31, 2003

cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'

by 'if you can't pronouse this then you are a fucki July 31, 2003

cockmeister

someone in the game known as Blackjack who has a lot of poker chips and he/she bets a lot of them so another opponent who has a lot less chips has to quit

"That cockmeister last night made me quit because he had a ton of chips! That greedy faggot!"

by doober buddies June 29, 2009

cockmeister

see Nellex

People who don't like the matrix are cockmeisters

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

cockmiser

Cockmiser is what you call your penis after sicking it up a female vagina and a male butthole.

Shaun has Cockmiser.

by Spider-Punk June 10, 2023

cockmeter

A meter used to see how much cock someone wants

Zezz is like a 11 put of 10 on the cockmeter

by Zezz April 24, 2014

Cockteaser

A type of scummy girl, usually physically attractive, who uses double-meaning language, mixed signals, and her sexuality to trick the gullible simps into believing that she would have sex with them in exchange for something only to leave them empty-handed.

If an atractive girl wants something from you, she will act interested in you. Chances that she is a cockteaser.

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024