cocklogic

the natural method of decision making employed by the male of the homosapien species

cocklogically i should definately keep peering down her top.

by gubbins July 10, 2007

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

cocklog

The feeling of an erect penis or dildo inside the person receiving anal sex. Word come from the feeling of having to defecate while the foreign object is inserted.

"Anal isn't so bad, it just feels like you've got a major cocklog in there."

by Gorto April 4, 2008

Cockloogies

Some may call it ball phlegm, but really, it's that sweet babymaking sauce that gets fired onto and into women during lovemaking.

I totally fired cockloogies all over my girl's rack tonight.

by Megatron's Backup February 20, 2013

Cockdongle

1. A descriptive word used to vent an ill opinion of someone or something

2. A word used when attempting to express a sudden sharp pain such a stubbing one's toe.

3. Can also be combined with other curses for example; Twatdongle or maybe even shitdongle.

1. Danny is a right cockdongle!

2. *stubbs toe on doorframe* COCKDONGLE!!

by RossRame April 22, 2017

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.

Logan is such a cockmonger.

by NateSharrock December 10, 2008

warholstering cockmongerer

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

by top hat September 7, 2008