by nico/wolf November 25, 2007
Get the cockbaby mug.A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.
AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."
Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."
Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."
Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."
Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."
by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009
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The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.
Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.
by karmazone December 23, 2010
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Ex. 2) Hey man, your jerk-ass friend is planning on cockjacking you.
Ex. 3) Annabelle unintentionally cockjacks every girl when they bring hot dates around.
Ex. 2) Hey man, your jerk-ass friend is planning on cockjacking you.
Ex. 3) Annabelle unintentionally cockjacks every girl when they bring hot dates around.
by AddyHamilton December 23, 2011
Get the cockjack mug.A variation on the term "Walkabout" which means to journey through the wilderness. However, a "Cockabout" is a journey that a young person takes, usually between the first two years of college when they slut out and blow just about every guy they meet.
by dmn1138 February 11, 2015
Get the Cockabout mug.An insult used towards someone who is not only being a dick, but is also making a downright fool of themselves.
“You can shove it, cockjob”
by Pazsy June 8, 2020
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