cockknocker

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)

1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker

by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004

cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003

cockrocker

someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass

by siege October 12, 2003

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of touching his penis to another man's penis in a "knocking" fashion.

I know for sure that Bob is a cockknocker because I witnessed him slapping another man's penis with his own.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

cocknocker

1.Someone who hits you in the balls delibertly when in the middle of a fist fight, a deliberate cheat move often used when losing.

2.Fictional Charcter Mark(Luke Skywalker) Hamill played in the Kevin Smith movie ‘Jay an Silent Bob Strike Back. Cockknocker uses the first definition with a giant fiist. From the fictional comic ‘Bluntman & Chronic’

1.I was kicking his whiny punk ass, then he cockknocked me and it was all over.

2.Chronic: Why they call you Cocknocker?
Cocknocker: Actually there’s a funny story behind that, you’re gonna love this, true story…
(WHAM)
Chronic: Eeep.

by banky123 July 20, 2006