cokehead

Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, Mary-Kate Olsen, etc. . .

Nicole Ritchie is so gross looking. I think she's a bonafide cokehead.

by monica21 November 4, 2005

cacklehead

Someone who has an inability to stop talking who is also an idiot.

Why don't you like that woman? Because she is a cacklehead.

by notdahamstereep September 4, 2012

Cokehead

Before they get home---

A cokehead is the kind of person that doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves and theyre own needs.
A cokehead will tell theyre partner that theyre going out for a romantic dinner and wind up completly skipping those plans and take them out to a bar where the whole night all the cokehead does is go to the bathroom 20 times and commence to snort coke. And when theyre not snorting coke theyre provoking fights ,drinking jager and captain morgan.

After they get home---

When the cokehead finally gets tired of this they retire back to theyre house where they either find something small that happened and start blowing up about it e.g. throwing things, beating wife,screaming at kids ....that sort of thing.Or they decide that theyre tired of home too and tear off in theyre car to find more coke

This procedure goes on and on until someone has the balls to have an intervention

I don't candy coat things i show them for what they really are.

I Am The Real Webster...Truth hurts

Guy 1:Did you see that guy over there?

Guy 2:Oh that guy who went to the bathroom like 20 times? Yeah dont think theres something wrong he's just a cokehead

Guy 1: Oh that sucks

by The Real Webster...Truth hurts February 12, 2010

Cockhead

cockhead - someone who is born in nsw, but goes for queensland

that guy goes for queensland and he was born in new south wales what a cockhead

by nsw supporter July 7, 2011

Cockhead

Someone with a cock for a head.

Oh my dear lord, that poor man's head looks a little like a cock. He must be one of those cockheads that I learnt about from that urban dictionary.

by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

cokehead

the current president

Back in the 70's when W thought no one was looking.....

by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003

cockheaded imbecile

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.

1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.

by abovetherain March 14, 2017