Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008

cocklover

A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.

"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."

by Durka Man June 26, 2007

cockblockers

people who interfere with a person's ability to get laid.
can be used for women and men.

Why are these whores being such cockblockers! I saw him first!

by twouptwodown December 21, 2008

cockpower

(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower

Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

cockbooger

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.

"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."

by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008

cockblocker

Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl

Emanuel cockblocked me at the mall today

by InFaMouS March 28, 2003

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.

"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."

by crackotfige September 21, 2005