Cockblanket.

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.

Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.

by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010

Cockband

Verb-The act of playing rockband with ones penis

I was cockbanding last night for 2 hours

by L j cooney February 18, 2011

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

by southwalessniper December 6, 2009

cockbang

the noise made when your dick hits a hard surface with speed

woah did u hear that noise? must have been some cockbang

by eddyweddyfeddy May 18, 2008

Cock Bean

Someone Thats Acts Like An Imature Dick Without Noticing They Do It Basically <3

Dude1: "Dude Yuur Actin Like A Dick"
Dude2: "What?! Im Just Being Me"
Dude1: "Well...Then Yuur A Cock Bean"

by Samantha''Jayne <3 October 9, 2007

cockbeat

Th present tense for someone who is consistantly annoying, exageratory or generally socially retarded.

Mate, you are such a cockbeat.

by RQQST3RT33TH April 14, 2005

cockbeater

someone who beats the semen out of cum guzzling whores

crapface says to Sgt.Plow "quit beating my cock will ya?!" you cockbeater....*whimpers* *sniffle*

by SGT.PLOW January 28, 2008