cockeater

one who eats cock

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!

by worm September 19, 2003

cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.

"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"

by jsd9632 October 22, 2011

Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.

#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."

by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009

cocksoaker

A derogatory use of the word soaking which is to place ones penis in a vagina and not move in and out.

Toby is being a complete cocksoaker, and that's sad.

by Shanimal, Jake and Evil August 9, 2007

cockbarricade

To be severely and humiliatingly cockblocked, usually by more than one person.

Just as I was getting hot and heavy with Sheila under the bleachers, the entire school football team showed up, dragged me out and gave me a swirly in the bathroom. She'll never talk to me again. They really cockbarricaded me.

by TheMadLinguist January 14, 2009

cocktalker

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.

Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!

by tedshado July 15, 2010

Cockcake

A chocolate cake that has been half eaten by people who do not own it, and then the owner puts his c*ck in the remaining half before making the people eat the rest.

Joshua: Who has eaten half of my cake?
Laura,Emma,Lucy: We did.
Joshua: Well you can finish the rest, it is outside your door.
....
(the girls eat the cake)
....
Joshua: ahahahahhahahaha guess what I put in it. That's what you call a Cockcake.

by LB,EH,LM February 6, 2009