A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
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They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.
You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.
You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
by Kiriazis November 6, 2009
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N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
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Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."
by Marty March 9, 2005
Get the cockaroni mug.Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...
"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"
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