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cobra yawn

The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.
I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.
by spektralx May 12, 2009
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cabernet

A type dry red wine, or a variety of red grape.

Also is a rare name for a, usually female, person. They normally have green/hazel eyes, brown hair, and are either fairly or extremely attractive. This person can either have a dark sense of humor and/or a dirty mind, they are usually very funny and brilliant, but can be annoying at times.
1. This wine is better than I thought, it's named Cabernet, right?

2. Guy 1: "Hey, what do you think about Cabernet?"
Guy 2: "She's pretty hot, but her sense of humor is WICKED"
by That Weirrdo Over There July 26, 2016
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charming cobras

A underrated slay term for a blow job. Found this word in the song "What they want." By: Russ.
Friend 1: You my gurl bad yeah know she great at charming cobras yeah know what I'm sayin'
Friend 2: ayyyyy my boy gettin' it
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Cobra Foam

Another slang term for gizz, cum, sperm, semen, etc.
Unbelievable how much Cobra Foam some male porn stars shoot....
by Sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009
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Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom
by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010
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deuce cobra

A shit so long and solid, the head of the turd sticks out of the toliet bowl water; resembling that of a deadly cobra. The deuce cobra is considered extremely dangerous and should not be provoked, if your roomate or wife leaves a deuce cobra for you to discover, you need to remain calm; the cobra is more scared of you than you are of it. However, it may jump out and spray your face with doody. If your wife left it, than she is a high fiber diet whore.
Nigel thought it would be hilarious to leave Ty a deuce cobra after he ate a bunch of raisin bran drunk...until he came home and found his roomate dead in the bathroom and a shit streak from the corpse to the fire escape where the deuce cobra made its exit.
by mbc33 October 6, 2010
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The Cobra Effect

The term Cobra Effect originated in an anecdote set at the time of British rule of colonial India. The British government was concerned about the number of venomous cobra snakes in Delhi. The government therefore offered bounty for every dead cobra. Initially this was a successful strategy as large numbers of snakes were killed for the reward. Eventually, however, enterprising people began to breed cobras for theincome. When the government became aware of this, the reward program was scrapped, causing the cobra breeders to set the now-worthless snakes free. As a result, the wild cobra population further increased. - The apparent solution for the problem made the situation even worse - .
The Cobra Effect describes the law of unintended consequences. Although it sounds like it should be the name for an AMAZING movie starring Vin Diesel.
by Outis McGuffin June 7, 2018
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