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Cobblepot

When you twist your index finger and your middle finger then twist your pinky and ring finger together "looking like oswald cobblepot the penguin from batman" and slide it in a chick.
That girl was amazed first i gave her the shocker, laid it to her with the spocker, drove her crazy with the showstopper then laid her to rest with the almighty cobblepotter!!!
by Jason maxx July 10, 2011
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cobblepot

to stick one finger in the vaginal cavity and another three in the anus.
by s money July 27, 2004
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Cobblestone

A racist behavior used by the staff at bars, restaurants, and nightclubs with anti-urban dress code policies. The goal of "cobblestoning" is to deny service to black patrons by baiting them into a fight over their appearance (e.g. do-rag, backwards hats, bandana, baggy jeans). The origin for this term comes from a sports bar and restaurant in York, Pennsylvania called "Cobblestones" who's manager is credited with perfecting this technique.
The only back guy in our party got "cobblestoned" at our table last night after we already ordered drinks. The club manager started a fight with him about his apparel even after he offered to remove his do-rag. They were determined to find an excuse to throw him out so we all left.
by T.J. Walsh March 28, 2007
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cobblemaster

he who cannot recognize his piss poor quality of work, because he believes, he's the man
hey tony, you want to help replace that floor john did? what a flippin' cobblemaster!
by steven wally December 16, 2008
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Cobblestoned

To smoke so much weed that you cannnot distinguish what you are doing.
I am so cobblestoned, how do they expect me to work under these conditions.
by Jimber Baluchie May 31, 2006
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Cobbleaology

The act of talking about a subject with an air of authority and knowledge, so that the listeners believe what is being told to them, when in fact the speaker hasn't a clue what he is talking about.
"You're talking cobblers, mate". Anon. Cobbleaology - the art of talking cobblers.
by Riggwelter March 25, 2005
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Cobblestone-whore

Refers to a female who goes for men below her standard (referring to minecraft often comparing cobblestone to iron, diamonds etc)
She always goes for men below her standard, she’s a cobblestone-whore
by User2406 February 17, 2023
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