Cobainsexual

Cobainsexual is a sexuality and it means you’re only attracted to Kurt Cobain and nobody else 😌

“I’m cobainsexual, so I only feel attracted to Kurt Cobain”

by kurt’s cobussy June 8, 2022

Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.

"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."

by SmertJane June 28, 2016

Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

Cocainated

To be wired on cocaine. Have a cocaine buzz.

drip drip my g under the sea, having a seizure then spilled the tea.
Cocainated as fuck and I can't think.

by Elite Definitor December 16, 2021

Cobainian

Smelly,rancid,gross also used as a replacement sentence for “ you smell like shit”

Dude you smell really cobainian today

by Checkineitme February 18, 2023

Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically

A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night

by Brosssina July 19, 2024