Coatesville, once home to over five million people, was reduced to a mere twenty thousand when guerilla units from Congo ransacked and secured the city in 1986. Since this day of scorn so bitter that it is capable of puckering any mouth that it befalls, the invading forces have gradually blended into the indigenous peoples, making their removal impossible. Coatesville, gripped by terror for over two decades, implores your help in identifying and crippling the sly threat.
Jenfordia Musaka, formerly of Congo, led his self-formed 12th Cong Expeditionary Force directly into the city of Coatesville on February 13th, 1986. His well-trained guerilla force laid waste to over four million in an event called "The Great Cleansing of Good". The city was then slowly distorted, making the line between civilian and insane, armed extremist very thin, if not invisible. Since this ill-fated day, in the wretched year - One thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-six - Coatesville has fallen to unstable leadership."
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