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Cockroach Lawyer

Lawyers who purposely avoid your emails and/or follow ups. They are called cockroach lawyers because they run and skittle away, hiding behind the cupboards every time you want to hear from them.
Damn, Anthony is such a cockroach lawyer. Followed him up 2 weeks and still no response. Maybe we should sprinkle some crumbs so he appears from behind the cupboards
by Danglesssss August 31, 2021
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foul loathsome evil little cockroach

“you! you foul loathsome evil little cockroach!” “hermione nooo, he’s not worth it
by ilovedracomalfoy111 November 8, 2020
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human cockroach

A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom
Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach
by AmazinGracex October 7, 2016
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Cockroachy

A word used to describe the characteristics of a cockroach.
My boss is a cockroachy bastard.
by MRedRaider August 3, 2009
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Cockroach

A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.

They are an abomination!
If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.
by Striker122 May 13, 2010
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cockroach

A scary-ass bug.
You squash one and two more come crawling out of the wall.
by Luka April 21, 2004
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cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.
Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
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