Skip to main content

celiac disease

An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.

If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.

If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.

Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
by celiac maniac August 25, 2010
mugGet the celiac disease mug.

celiac quack

once you celiac, youre bound to quack
Me: Does this coke have quack in it?

Me: Fuck I mean gluten

-celiac quack-
by quackster911 November 17, 2022
mugGet the celiac quack mug.
Related Words

celia

A really cute girl who doesnt deserve what she's going through.
That Celia E. sure is cute.
Too bad she isnt feeling too well.
by Jefferystix12345 November 11, 2008
mugGet the celia mug.

Celia

My girlfriend is perfect, her name is Celia!
by Fideito November 26, 2020
mugGet the Celia mug.

celiaundead

Celiaundead means silly short word is cel
Hey guys look at that cat sticking his tongue out, thats cel
Is that celiaundead the meaning of silly???
by koretta September 5, 2022
mugGet the celiaundead mug.

A Celia

Getting overly aggressive for no reason, and tells people she hates them because she doesn’t want them to talk to them. But even when she gets mad after like 15 minutes shel will be laughing at you like crazy!!! Pulling a Celia could also be something to do if you are mad at someone or just upset
A Celia

Makayla: Celia why would you do that!!!!!!!!
Celia: what did I do I did nothing your over reacting!!!!
Makayla: no I’m not you are you an ugly bully!!!
Celia: I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME UGLY!!! AND IM NOT A BULLY YOU ARE!!!
15 minutes later: hahahaha
by Celia 1125 July 1, 2019
mugGet the A Celia mug.

Celia

Celia Pronounced: Seel-ee-ah n,

1. a female person; 2. It is of Latin origin. From Caelia, feminine form of the old Roman family name Caelius, possibly meaning "heaven". Sometimes also used as a short form of Cecilia; 3. beautiful, talented individual;

see also; beautiful, stunning, amazing, sensational.
"Celia: The one that makes my sun rise, and never set with her everlasting beauty that Shakespeare only dreamed about writing."
by PeterrPann February 6, 2010
mugGet the Celia mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email