Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

by wopdonk May 7, 2008

Clumpin

present participle of clump (Verb)

The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping

"Dude, did you hear Justin got fired from the gym for clumpin?"

by Fleece Tyberious Pune Hound February 8, 2013

Bwead clumb

Just bwead clumb.

Chase: Bwead clumb?
Mario and Sam: Bwead clumb.

by Mario and Sam July 24, 2019

Queef clumpage

Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.

My doctor helped me clean out my Queef Clumpage

by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011

finna clump

A term which Is used by a man when he busts a Nut in a girls hair and it clumps together

"FINNA CLUMP"
"Yo imma keep it 200 watchu chief, I'm gonna Clump yo ass."
"Dude,I'm FINNA CLUMP Shawna tonight"

by Jonchman June 16, 2018