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Clumping

In it's most severe connotation, clumping is relaxation to near incapacitation. However, clumping can be a moderate action of chilling but in a more relaxed state than simply "chill."
Bro you clumping way to hord out da ritz right now.
by FilthEEmongrel April 18, 2020
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Clumps

Clumps refers to someone who is gaining or has gained a good amount of body fat!
u got the Clumps u gained alot of weight!!
by sykedamenice December 29, 2011
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Clumping

Holding simultaneous clandestine sexual relationships with multiple undesirable and unattractive women.
He's been clumping a number of fatties lately
by The Reg September 18, 2007
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Clumping

the act of cumming on ones hand then slapping someone with the cum hand.
"what are you doin g?!??!"..."jacking off get out!"...."whats in your hand???""....*Clump!!!!*.. (the action of clumping)
by FunnyWhileClumping March 7, 2012
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Clumping

The act of "humping" in a "clump" of trees. Can be used in a broader sense to embody all acts of alfresco activities.
Me n the Misses went Clumping today
by Hesteroy1902 May 13, 2011
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Clump

If that chief don't show up with my money he's gonna get a clump in da face ya know
by sy662 February 2, 2009
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Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese
Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!
by CommoDick September 12, 2011
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