cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

by Therealblund January 30, 2014

Clubbie

A clubhouse attendant for a baseball team. Someone who washes jockstraps, feeds the team, and does other miscellaneous tasks for the team in exchange for dues and tips.

Greg Larson with the Aberdeen IronBirds was the best clubbie of all time.

by Clubbie Baseball March 23, 2021

clubbed to death

an awesome song composed and produced by Rob Dougan. it has been used in many soundtracks, including the Matrix trilogy.

Clubbed To Death is a badass song

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

cluebat

A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

by lee August 7, 2003

Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

clubbable

Good looking enough to get into a VIP nightclub

I'm sorry but your friend is not clubbable enough to get on the guest list

by MrClubbable February 16, 2019

strip clubber

A male or female who is addicted to strip clubs and strippers.

The strip clubber frequents strip clubs at least once every two weeks or more and is armed with a wallet full of twenty dollar bills and one dollar bills for tipping the strippers and for lap dances.

by Cynthia M. Davis April 17, 2007