closed text

when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation

guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!

by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009

closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

by esteguey October 31, 2007

Pools Closed

The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.

47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed

by ForTheLulzzz May 11, 2009

ClosedAI

Used to describe the transformation of OpenAI from a non-profit to a for-profit entity, highlighting the shift away from its original stances on open collaboration and transparency.

Elon, what are you going to name the new research lab? Please name it ClosedAI, and then actually make it open source and non-profit.

by Reavery February 28, 2023

Closed the bar down

When you stay at a bar so late that they kick you out so they can finish cleaning and count down the register.

"I'm exhausted this morning. Me and some friends closed the bar down last night."

by HailSatan2469 August 21, 2013

Case Closed

An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.

Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.

Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.

Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.

by FrenchOnion May 16, 2021

Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain

1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)

{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?

Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!

Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.

{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)

Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!

Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.

by BrehTaKnee April 25, 2010