Clownhooks

Another definition expression for "Hands on" except the hands being used are attached to a person that is a complete ass-clown, and shouldn't have the privilege of touching such sacred material in the general aspects of life.

Look at that scumbag over there...he has his greasy clownhooks all over that hot chick and for some odd reason she likes it. It must be his style or his lies that is scoring him that ass.

by Ellis McSponge June 6, 2011

clownshoes

1.) One who tries too hard to gain the social acceptance of others.

2.) One who has made a terrible mistake.

also see tool

1.)
guy 1: "Hey guys, you guys hanging out? Can I hang out? We can go to the movies or to see a band play or to the mall or..."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."

2.)
guy 1: "Sorry for losing our winning lottery ticket."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."

by u-e March 31, 2005

fucking clownshoes

refering to someone that makes a useless comment or does something so stupid that normal flame words are not good enough.

please think before you every say something again you fucking clownshoes. :)

by dynamic.johnny5 July 30, 2006

Clownsona

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.

"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Clownsonas are a type of persona."

by SymbolTheClown May 16, 2017

The clown show

A show made up about clowns in the Newton fan

Hidla is a clown at the clown show. Oh Newton my son come watch the CLOWN SHOW WITH ME .

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 4, 2017

clownshoes

1) A hopeless loser. An awkward, unattractive, and otherwise inept individual. Also known as a powertool.

2) A nickname for someone with the initials "C" and "S."

1) Way to miss the game-winning shot, clownshoes.

2) Hey ClownShoes, what's up?

by Whohah April 25, 2003

Clowntown

How many of the football (soccer) world refer to Charlton Athletic FC in recognition for their hilarious attempts at playing the beautiful game. Clowntown are known for moaning at every opportunity and their support which is mainly made up of pikey glory-hunters.

Manchester City Fan: I hate Manchester United the most, what football team do you have the most?
Crystal Palace Fan: Definately Clowntown.

by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004