clots

(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.

After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.

by J.R. J. February 26, 2004

CLOT

A vehicle filled with good-looking girls. Acronym for "Car Load of Twats". Also see CLOP, def 2.

Hey, Vasili, look at that CLOT that just passed in front of us! Love that mouni!

by pentozali April 25, 2006

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 20, 2004

Clotted

it means you’re dumb/stupid.

“Omds Sarah is so clotted!”
“What does that mean?”
“It means she’s stupid.”

by theangryeagle March 15, 2020

Clot

A word sometimes used to paraphrase places with longer names. Often utilized in order to sound more "gangster."

1. Let's reach Pizzaclot. (Pizzaville, Pizza Pizza)
2. You wanna jet to PClot? (Price Chopper)

by Oddy March 29, 2005

Clot

Originally an insult of Jamaican descent but became a suffix randomly tacked onto people/places by suburban white kids to seem more black.

Suburban White Kid:: Yo, lets fully reach Pizzaclot

Normal Person: You're not black

Suburban White Kid: Oh. *hangs head in shame*

by P-town gangsta March 30, 2005

Clot

A classy thot.

Did you see Leslie in that suit last night?

Yeah she's such a clot.

by clotthotthoughts September 26, 2018