Closer

A loser, goes to bed early, doesn't party or drink much, usually a huge pussy and a boring person

Holly: Hey you guys wanna go out tonight??!
Sarah: Ahhh no its 8:30pm, I think im going to go to bed.
Holly: Alright closer, don't be jealous when I come home with cool stories.

by shankerhol January 6, 2011

Closer

In The Program book series, there are characters in two books (The Remedy and The Epidemic) known as closers. Their job as closers is to "close out" a deceased persons life. What this means is that they pretend to be the dead person, most commonly children, teens,, and young adults, to give the families closure. They have manipulate their looks, voice, writing, and personality while on the job.

"You would make such a good closer!"

by NEOTHEATER April 8, 2019

Closer

Simcha

Every moment you aren’t running, Simcha is only getting closer

by CallMeFinn August 2, 2021

Closer

Context: relationships. The person who get its right with your dream guy or girl after you break up with them because you didn't think they were worth it. The closer finishes what you started, but with loyalty, integrity, and consistency you couldn't muster. The closer acts as a catalyst to your ex find their inner strength, causing them to shine brighter and stronger than you ever could. Usually with regard to the one that got way.

Matt: Hey Dick, are you and Jenny will get back together? I saw her the other day, and she looks freaking amazing!
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.

by older-wiser-better-stronger May 27, 2022

Closer

Hype person that stays the longest and goes the hardest at any social gathering. Always the last to leave, and has the most energy. Last person on the dance floor/ last person standing.

I feel bad for Kent, his wife Jenny is still dancing and all of his friends left an hour ago. She is such a closer that he never has a chance of leaving early when they go out together.

by Bealorn July 23, 2022

closer to the sun

an abolutely amazing song by the band slightly stoopid...hellz yea

Closer to the sun, and far from the moon

by Robotcow January 5, 2009

Closer by Kings Of Leon

A good song to listen to when engaging in sexual activity. Was also featured on Twilight.

Dude 1: "man I'm gonna bang Amanda tonight, but I need a song to play when we do it!"

Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"

by gingagilly February 18, 2013