drinking the clorox

The modern term to use when someone follows a lunatic

I saw Cleatis and Bufford playing soldier of fortune down at the protest drinking the clorox with the other sheep.

by dubeswiggins April 24, 2020

Clorox fetish

A fetish of the smell,taste,looks and overall CLOROX of Clorox

Ah dude, I gotta Clorox fetish my guy

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021

white Clorox

Jizz. Slippery and white and smells a little like Clorox.

Ever smell that goo that comes outta your cock when you jerk off? It's white Clorox!

by pentozali December 1, 2011

Chasing the Clorox Dragon

Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19

Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...

by TransitWorker April 23, 2020

ghetto Clorox wipe

basically a tissue with hand sanitizer on it.

"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"

"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Clorox Wipes

those things everyone went crazy for in 2020 for absolutely no reason

Man A: hey dude I just got some Clorox wipes!
Man 2: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!? GIVE ME THEM! I HAVE A GUN
Man A: what

by mrdrjohno May 4, 2021

Cleaner than Clorox

It means something is really nice, but not just regular nice like NICE NICE!

"Damn that shit cleaner than Clorox"

by thisbe.j September 19, 2019