cloncurried

When your to cooked to understand common sense and what is actually common in the the world of a cloncurried unsensible and a few beers short of a carton type of numpty.

After I got pulled over by the police In my dealers street, and being charged for possessing a dangerous drug!!!

I thought it would be a good idea to park my car in his driveway for the night???

I was so cloncurried......

by Al ZéCruddy August 11, 2021

cloitus

Sexual intercourse between clowns.

Reporter 1: Barnum & Bailey is under an investigation regarding alleged cloitus in the arena of...
Reporter 2: Please, I just ate.

by El Conejo de Pascua March 6, 2008

Contumely

A rude or insolent remark

That was quite contumely if you ask me.

by degastyne May 19, 2010

clontz

Any man, woman, or child that looks like a 21 year old fetus while doing sit-ups.

what the fuck are you doing, clontz??

by I'm old gregg!!!!!!!@ January 12, 2009

contumacious

willfully disobedient; defiant; purposely ignores direction or instruction

The teenager was utterly contumacious when he used his mother's favorite glass just because she told him to leave it alone.

by Karen2 December 9, 2008

Coontucky

Another nickname for the city of louisville kentucky, as it is full of coons. also referred to as "Loserville", "Lousyville" and "Niggertrash Querrfilled city of Louisville"

Man 1: hey do you guys wanna go to lexington or louisville?

man 2: i surely do hate mexington, but i'd rather go there than to Coontucky

by Jack Rahowa December 21, 2008

Contujalate

Sexual Intercourse.

The act of having sex.

Shortening the word "Contujalate" for "Tuj" means oral sex.

Contujalate and Tuj are used so that people won't be disgusted by the words "SEX" or "HEAD" and also so MOST wouldn't recognize the topic of the conversation.

"Tonight, me and my man finna contujalate"

"Tonight my man said he gone give me that fie tuj."

by Cookie Widow December 20, 2008